There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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