I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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