Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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