Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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