So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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