The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
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