ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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