Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
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