My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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