Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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