I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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