Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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