Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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