she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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