how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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