Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
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