Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Fuck appropriateness.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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