the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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