I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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