Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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