Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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