Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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