with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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