i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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