I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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