Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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