well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
sex on a bike is impossible
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