ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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