i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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