You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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