This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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