I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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