Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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