Where are you?
In a non slutty way
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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