Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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