Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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