3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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