I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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