: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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