11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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