But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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