im gay
i know
yea but for you.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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