New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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