we have officially lost it.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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