Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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