By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Randomize
