What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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