oh god the rape fog is back!
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
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