It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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