is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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