i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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