Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he shaved USA in his pubs
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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